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Yasmin

I vow before heaven & earth to turn all flowering trees in Las Vegas into Moses' proverbial burning bush. Right after I get done sneezing.
May 07 2012 12:39 AM
JaceyIBLTD's Photo

JaceyIBLTD

I love my husband. But my god, I hate "Community".
Apr 19 2012 08:02 PM
  • HoAssHo's Photo
    HoAssHo
    *sob*
    Apr 21 2012 04:28 AM
  • Threnody's Photo
    Threnody
    I hated it too... and then I saw the Dean & Joel sing "Kiss from a rose" and all the hate went away.
    May 05 2012 05:37 PM
  • HoAssHo's Photo
    HoAssHo
    It's the most creative and unique sitcom maybe ever.
    May 13 2012 10:15 PM
Threnody's Photo

Threnody

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
Apr 10 2012 08:34 AM
  • Shark's Photo
    Shark
    The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.
    Apr 10 2012 04:07 PM
  • amlostinthenet's Photo
    amlostinthenet
    The eagle has landed on the outhouse.
    Apr 10 2012 05:33 PM
  • Shark's Photo
    Shark
    Unique New york.
    Apr 12 2012 07:05 PM
LAC's Photo

LAC

Well, if this whole play thing has taught me something, it's who my real friends are and boy, am I grateful for them.
Mar 30 2012 02:26 PM
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    7th Stranger
    Love you, Lori! What happened? I'm a bit behind on FB beyond the games. I see nothing here. :-(
    Mar 30 2012 04:06 PM
  • LAC's Photo
    LAC
    Love you too sweetie! There are just some friends I thought would be there for me and they haven't. Makes me sad. I've kept it off FB mostly.

    Mar 31 2012 09:06 AM
  • Dave33's Photo
    Dave33
    I would have come if I lived there! For sure!!
    Apr 15 2012 08:19 PM
amlostinthenet's Photo

amlostinthenet

For my birthday I got a period. Oh, yay. Mother Nature, you're an asshole.
Mar 26 2012 12:33 PM
JaceyIBLTD's Photo

JaceyIBLTD

Fuck off, needy coworker. It's not my problem you can't manage your workload.
Mar 21 2012 07:48 AM
JaceyIBLTD's Photo

JaceyIBLTD

Ohhh, workplace. How I loathe you.
Feb 13 2012 09:16 AM
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    dazzleland
    Girl...I'm right there with ya. If I had a rich husband, trust fund, or hot street corner, I would have throat punched the man today and shit on his corpse.
    Feb 16 2012 01:06 PM
  • amlostinthenet's Photo
    amlostinthenet
    I really didn't need that mental image of you squatting over a dead body...lol

    Feb 16 2012 02:10 PM
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    amlostinthenet
    Every time I read this comment my mind puts the words to the song Swanee: How I love ya....lol

    http://youtu.be/U187lVbBNLU
    Feb 27 2012 01:17 PM
JaceyIBLTD's Photo

JaceyIBLTD

Why do people assume familiarity simply because one shares some internet space with them?
Feb 08 2012 12:59 PM
  • Shark's Photo
    Shark
    Oops! Sorry I fondled yer butt...
    Feb 09 2012 12:45 AM
  • amlostinthenet's Photo
    amlostinthenet
    Maybe they just like you.
    Feb 09 2012 04:27 PM
  • 7th Stranger's Photo
    7th Stranger
    Yes Roxanne, they do.
    Feb 09 2012 04:33 PM
SpittingKitty's Photo

SpittingKitty

Holy shit. Ricky Martin is hotter now that he's out than he was when he was closeted.
Feb 08 2012 09:43 AM
  • Shark's Photo
    Shark
    Neil Patrick Harris makes me cry. Why are all the adorable ones gay?
    Feb 09 2012 12:46 AM
  • Yasmin's Photo
    Yasmin
    was listening to ricky martin on the intercom at work the other day, and thinking to myself, "Wonder if he'd change the title to say "He's all I'll ever need" instead of "She's all I'll ever need." :-)
    Feb 11 2012 02:34 PM
  • Tina's Photo
    Tina
    Yep, Anderson Cooper.
    Feb 11 2012 05:36 PM
JaceyIBLTD's Photo

JaceyIBLTD

It's gratifying to be reminded that getting drunk in order to cope with a person's repellent personality was the right move.
Jan 25 2012 09:08 AM
  • 7th Stranger's Photo
    7th Stranger
    LMAO!!
    Jan 25 2012 09:23 AM
  • Shark's Photo
    Shark
    Preach it!
    Jan 25 2012 04:28 PM
  • LAC's Photo
    LAC
    It's always good to know that we made good and true decisions
    Jan 25 2012 04:41 PM
SpittingKitty's Photo

SpittingKitty

How do I know FB changed something today? People I don't give a shit about are on my feed again.
Jan 16 2012 10:50 PM
  • amlostinthenet's Photo
    amlostinthenet
    Whoops....and Pork and Beans, but not Hang the DJ and Big Balls.
    Jan 22 2012 09:01 PM
  • SpittingKitty's Photo
    SpittingKitty
    It's random. They installed it today on the htaccess file. I'm ready to fucking kill someone. I deleted the htaccess file, but it didn't do jack shit, even though it's supposed to autogenerate a new one.
    Jan 22 2012 09:35 PM
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    boudicca
    I've yet to see the message...knock on wood.
    Jan 22 2012 10:49 PM
JaceyIBLTD's Photo

JaceyIBLTD

I love you, fondue.
Jan 13 2012 11:24 PM
  • Shark's Photo
    Shark
    Mmmm... Warm gooey cheesy goodness.
    Jan 13 2012 11:51 PM
  • 7th Stranger's Photo
    7th Stranger
    I love it too!
    Jan 14 2012 07:09 AM
JaceyIBLTD's Photo

JaceyIBLTD

I luv u, overpriced Hannah's Bretzel breakfast sandwich
Jan 10 2012 08:42 AM
JaceyIBLTD's Photo

JaceyIBLTD

I luv u, burrito bowl
Jan 09 2012 12:40 PM
  • 7th Stranger's Photo
    7th Stranger
    Heheheheheheh.
    Jan 09 2012 12:40 PM
  • LAC's Photo
    LAC
    I am a big fan of the burrito bowl as well.
    Jan 09 2012 06:56 PM
  • Tina's Photo
    Tina
    Chipotles, how I miss thee. But we do at least have Izzo's.
    Jan 09 2012 08:10 PM
JaceyIBLTD's Photo

JaceyIBLTD

I hate I HAAAAAAATE it is all I am programmed TO DO i hate
Jan 06 2012 04:13 PM
  • Shark's Photo
    Shark
    Someone apparently had to finally exit her Den of Iniquity.
    Jan 06 2012 04:24 PM
  • SpittingKitty's Photo
    SpittingKitty
    That's sweet, Jane.
    Jan 07 2012 12:50 PM